Thursday, June 16, 2011

:: SimPle Jokes ::

:: Untuk entry ni,aku just nak korang gelak2 je.tapi tak tau la korang bole gelak ke tak bile bace lawak2 kat bawah tu.lawak2 tu aku amek dari website len.saje share.aku ne la kreatif sangat nak wat lawak aku just drag ke dalam blog aku n share dengan tau korang tak penah ag bace lawak2 camtu sebelum ni.apelagi, jom lawak kat bawah ni dalam english.yang tak paham sangat english tu mintak maap sangat ye.tapi aku yakin semua tau n paham bahasa english.korang sume kan ber "english" education kan.hahaha.enjoyz!! ::

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again. Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it. Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.

Husband: I want divorce. My wife didn't spoke to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question: Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my
first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." 

2 kumenz:

ezzu said...

boleh tahan lh lawak tu...hehehe

arzme said...

bagus lah kalau awak enjoy..tenkiu =)

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